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Ducts. Issue 33, Summer, 2014.
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Jokes Review. Summer, 2019.
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"An Appeal to French People Who Want to Start Cheek Kissing Again"
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Winamop.com (U.K.) October, 2014.
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New York magazine's Vulture. July, 2014.
"Call Now -- I Stop at Nothing"
Ducts. Issue 33, Summer, 2014.
"Soapoholics Anonymous"
Jokes Review. Summer, 2019.
Print: Jokes Review: Summer, 2019.
"An Appeal to French People Who Want to Start Cheek Kissing Again"
Spillwords Press. September, 2022.
"Lassie Go Home"
Setu. January, 2019. (Author of the Month)
"Why You Might Want to Retain a Lobbyist"
Feathertale Review. (Canada) July, 2014.
"Ernest Hemingway Reviews the Oddball Comedy Tour"
The Big Jewel. January, 2014.
20 U.S. Presidents with Memorable Fraternity Nicknames
WryTimes. February, 2022.
"The Diary of GG Allin"
Queen Mob's Teahouse. May, 2019.
"A Brief Biography of Ugo de' Medici"
Eyeshot. October, 2013.
"The Diary of Bartleby the Scrivener"
The Journal of Asinine Poetry. October, 2014.
"Paid for by the Committee to Elect Bob Benton"
Winamop.com (U.K.) October, 2014.
"McSweeney's 2003 Gorilla Girl Controversy Finally Resolved"
McSweeney's Quarterly. Issue 50. August, 2017. Print only.